Things To Show Hannah
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19 hours ago with 181,658 notes — via raynrvzjr, © idontlikewrestling



pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

19 hours ago with 544,050 notes — via ileftmyheartindisney, © underh2o



hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

19 hours ago with 367,058 notes — via partyinthesinbin



hioffpurp:

What the fuck

hioffpurp:

What the fuck

19 hours ago with 1,638 notes — via kerrideee, © adonisarchive



cerabera:

jonjohns65:

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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beautifulbrybana
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"If you can’t handle me at my 666 then you don’t deserve me at my 420."
— Marilyn Monroe (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

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19 hours ago with 4,793 notes — via beautifulbrybana, © thegoodvibe.co
#Im always at 666 #im laughing so hard tho



overnight-shipping:

elvendcrk:

wearethemidnightones:

regulus-blacks-locket:

umbrellasarecool:

khal-blaine:

merrinator:

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

7. I’M NOT A WITCH

8. Albus Severus

20 hours ago with 351,293 notes — via mozellmemorieszv, © merrinator



penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

20 hours ago with 433,772 notes — via grifsucks, © mymphr



iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

20 hours ago with 283,243 notes — via charl0tte-x0, © iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d