This eggshell has more than 20,000 holes drilled in it.
ONE TIME I TRIED TO DRILL ONE HOLE IN AN EGG TO DRAIN THE YOLKS OUT AND THEN DRY IT. JUST A SMALL LITTLE HOLE AT THE TOP. I TRIED THIS WITH LIKE 20 DIFFERENT EGGS AND I COULD NOT DO IT. THIS SHIT IS INSANE.
"hey what’s the date?"
*wears hottest bra and pair of underwear to concert incase fave band member wants to frickle frackle*
Went Goat shopping today… This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.
this is the type of bullshit you have to put up with in public school
entered room, couldn’t find parrot
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
I’m so horny my pussy could crack an almond shell right now
Is that what horny pussies do?!?!?
Too bad almonds don’t have shells
I’m so confused.
Oh wait…they do have shells, here I was thinking she was just being nasty, this was actually educational.
Almonds do have shells and it’s a metaphor, for bust a nut.