Things To Show Hannah
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americxanhorrorstory:

"I’ve never had fans in the younger generation before, so that’s really cool."

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saitin:

me when i cum 

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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

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voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

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spookynrvzjr:

i just heard a loud thump from upstairs and my dad yelled “TOMATO?”

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falloutdweebs:

Look what I did to my car

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spookyvav:

if you dont think that is the cutest fucking thing

spookyvav:

if you dont think that is the cutest fucking thing

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sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

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